Swift is not simply a courtesan. She is an amazingly talented sexual artist. An artist who is very sensually aware. Swift is a very powerful woman. I was at the Mustang Ranch a few days ago. Swift was in the bar and I was blown away by this all natural redhead. To put it mildly,I have a thing for redheads. Especially the sexy ones with dynamite bodies. Swift has a tremendous amount of energy. On top of that she has an intellectual capacity that is literally mind blowing. Swift is a petite woman, but her cognitive ability makes her an intellectual titan. Until I met swift I was completely unaware I could have a powerful physiological attraction to a woman based on her enhanced intellect. You could say she is something of a gatekeeper. Swift allowed me to cross over and experience a new realm of sexuality. I had no idea how lucky I would be-when I crossed the threshold that is the Mustang Lounge green door. She guided me to a new realm of sexuality. I looked it up-Sapiosexual. Thats where you are sexually attracted to someone because of their enhanced intellectual capacity. Like I am toward Swift. To say swift is highly intelligent is an understatement. Swift is brilliant. I learned a tremendous amount just talking to this amazing woman. Swift is all about the concept of sex positivity. Now whenever anyone so much as mentions sex positivity I have some very primal thoughts about a certain redhead and her amazing, beautiful, and intricately-tattooed body. Those primal thoughts are very ironic. In my culture tattoos are forbidden. The kind of thoughts I have about Swift are also Taboo. Do I give a damn? No I do not. Not at all. I have a lusting for forbidden fruit. Especially if the fruit is sweet like Swift. Swift could have been a skjaldmær (shield-maiden)on a Viking raid if she weren’t born 1000 years after the Vikings. I feel bad for those Norsemen-they would have been in awe of her striking beauty. The sexy Shield Maiden got me into a very primal state I have honestly never experienced. I recently learned I am descended from a clan of Berserkers. When I was in Swifts room she had me so hot I might have been in berserker mode. I was completely exhausted after our party. They say the exhaustion happens after a berserker “goes berserk”. Swift is so sensually aware it is incredible. Just feeling the touch of her hand causes me to be physically “excited”-if you know what I mean. Excited literally everywhere. A thing about Swift and honesty. Swift responds very well to honesty and direct communication. Be honest with swift. If she tells you to do something-just do it. I am so glad I was. I get in trouble sometimes for being too honest. Swift is so refreshing. She likes honesty and directness. She is an amazing listener, speaker, and communicator. On the drive back to Peppermill the song “Christian Woman” by the band Type O negative was playing. The song has some lyrics that really resonated with the experience I just had with Swift. Now when I hear the song “Christian Woman” it brings me back to that night with Swift. Or as I like to think of Swift-The Shield Maiden. After the party with swift I went back to the Peppermill. Before meeting swift I originally planned to (after the party at Mustang) hit up the craps table, have some drinks, then herbalize. After meeting swift I had no desire to gamble, shoot dice, or burn the herb after meeting the Shield Maiden. I was in a heavy state of afterglow and euphoria. This was a time for contemplation. Gambling, dice and herb were now so unappealing. More like a ridiculous, vulgar waste of time. Reflection on the time with swift was amazing. When I got back to the Peppermill I sat by the window, gazed at out at the Sierra Nevadas and contemplated. A sexual fantasy had just been manifested in real life. Getting intimate in a primal manner with a red headed-shield maiden is what you might call “bucket list material.” My world was rocked. Swift, if you are reading this you should know you put me in a haze of ecstasy and euphoria. Swift also can have an indirect impact on people. That’s what happened after my party with swift. On the Southwest Airlines Flight Home I caused a whole flight attendant crew and most of the plane to laugh their asses mid-flight. They were passing out snacks and they caught me sleeping with what was described to me as as a “ crazy, seriously goofy, funny assed, ear to ear grin. “They said, “You could only be dreaming about one thing”,they joked. They are very right-I was dreaming about Swift and her very sexy intricately tattooed body. I also believe I will have a higher level of sexual competence that I will share with future partners because of my party with the Sexy Shield Maiden. Swift if you are reading this-thank you. For the knowledge, the experience, boosting my ego, strengthening my confidence, and especially for rocking my world. I am more sexually confident because of you. I feel a powerful sense of gratitude toward you and the experience we had together. I won’t be back toward the Mustang Ranch until late spring. God, I hope Swift is still there. I’m glad the Mustang is several time zones away from the farm. If I were driving by the Mustang Ranch and the Spinning Red Lights on the Mustang roof and the thought of Swift being inside would be an impossible temptation to resist.